The price of being a millionaire movie star, I suppose.
‘Just drive the fucking plane man!’
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Ey bitch, wait til you see my dick.
I'm extremely open-minded, horribly fickle, naive and sometimes don't realise when bad things are said or done.
I think of saying things I probably shouldn't sometimes...but I say them anyway.
Anime, Japan, The Sims 3, Red Hot Chili Peppers, inappropriate humour, morbid topics.
I don't follow back unless I actually like your blog.
I'm extremely open-minded, horribly fickle, naive and sometimes don't realise when bad things are said or done.
I think of saying things I probably shouldn't sometimes...but I say them anyway.
Anime, Japan, The Sims 3, Red Hot Chili Peppers, inappropriate humour, morbid topics.
I don't follow back unless I actually like your blog.
~ Saturday, May 12 ~
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~ Friday, May 4 ~
I REMEMBER THIS, AHAHAAA!!!
(Source: fuckyeahridiculousanimelines)
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~ Saturday, April 7 ~
Personally, I think it would help with overpopulation. It would give homes to children that have no permanent home and are already born rather than making new ones. If you have anything you wish to say, tell me at: http://jewlyxoxoxo.tumblr.com/
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~ Sunday, April 1 ~
~ Wednesday, March 28 ~
Wrong Lyrics Christina
More Than a Woman - Aaliyah
memespot.net
It really does sound like llama
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~ Sunday, March 25 ~
~ Saturday, March 17 ~
Why hello there! I am not just cooking dinner, but am dinner. Would you like some?
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~ Saturday, March 10 ~
there’s a guy running through my town.
And he’s called bonjour.
Bonjour.
I laughed more than I should.
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~ Friday, March 9 ~
~ Thursday, March 1 ~
~ Wednesday, February 29 ~
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31&weekday=tue
Just a comic, are you curious?
Scroll down slowly.
I am into horror, I love horror, but it has been a long time since I felt a chill that intense..
Dare one of my followers to click this and read it.
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So let me explain what’s happening. My Sim is Paparazzi and Investigator, so he was leaving his house to investigate something and then his Paparazzi version came to take some pictures of… himself.
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~ Monday, February 27 ~
Come at me, bro.
I’d say something, but this person has a Bring me the Horizon reference in their URL, so if their music taste is like that, they really can’t be taken seriously. ;)
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~ Tuesday, February 21 ~
Posts that have made me click the 
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do you guys want my mum?
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[[MORE]]Just got a txt from mum….. She has just bought her 24 1st class stamps, that’s £14.40… I know it isn’t exactly a lot of money, but it is the fact that she was thinking about my girl when she...
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TWO WHITE PARENTS DOES NOT EQUAL BLACK BABY
WHAT IS HAPPENING
bad CC is what’s happening~~~
