Ey bitch, wait til you see my dick.

Music makes me feel incredible and I like to write. Words, nom.

I'm extremely open-minded, horribly fickle, naive and sometimes don't realise when bad things are said or done.

I think of saying things I probably shouldn't sometimes...but I say them anyway.

I like: pretty girls, pretty guys, unusual looking people, piercings, anime, The Sims 3, Red Hot Chili Peppers, photography and (usually inappropriate) sexual innuendo.

If a girl tells me to S their D, I am theirs.

I can be really cynical but only because a lot of humanity are brain-dead. So that isn't my fault.

I also like to state the obvious, like so: *points at you* "Face."

I don't follow back unless I actually like your blog.
~ Thursday, December 17 ~
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Some body parts are fucking weird

We all have at least 4 holes that lead inside our bodies.

We have 5 things at the end of our hands…like tentacles!

Tongues are gross - a free muscle you can wiggle about. Makes me think of Alien vs. Predator.

Boobs are like cancer growths.

Toes are the same as the hand thing, just smaller and still weird.

Stuff comes out of us when we’re excited, like some weird goo.

And finally: Dicks.

Tags: body biology