Ey bitch, wait til you see my dick.

Music makes me feel incredible and I like to write. Words, nom.

I'm extremely open-minded, horribly fickle, naive and sometimes don't realise when bad things are said or done.

I think of saying things I probably shouldn't sometimes...but I say them anyway.

I like: pretty girls, pretty guys, unusual looking people, piercings, anime, The Sims 3, Red Hot Chili Peppers, photography and (usually inappropriate) sexual innuendo.

If a girl tells me to S their D, I am theirs.

I can be really cynical but only because a lot of humanity are brain-dead. So that isn't my fault.

I also like to state the obvious, like so: *points at you* "Face."

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“How can we be expected to teach kids how to read…if they can’t even fit inside the building?”

“How can we be expected to teach kids how to read…if they can’t even fit inside the building?”

(Source: tinadoodles)

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