Ey bitch, wait til you see my dick.

Music makes me feel incredible and I like to write. Words, nom.

I'm extremely open-minded, horribly fickle, naive and sometimes don't realise when bad things are said or done.

I think of saying things I probably shouldn't sometimes...but I say them anyway.

I like: pretty girls, pretty guys, unusual looking people, piercings, anime, The Sims 3, Red Hot Chili Peppers, photography and (usually inappropriate) sexual innuendo.

If a girl tells me to S their D, I am theirs.

I can be really cynical but only because a lot of humanity are brain-dead. So that isn't my fault.

I also like to state the obvious, like so: *points at you* "Face."

I don't follow back unless I actually like your blog.
~ Monday, January 23 ~
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